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Somebody I hold quite dear to me wrote a poem last night and I thought I would share it for anybody who randomly stumbles across this LJ.
FYI: Baby Wee Wee is a talking doll with an enormous penis shaped like a pelican's beak.
Andy Sugdon is some farmer off a tv programme.
Lucy Pinder is a glamour model.
I'm Martin / Martehhhhhn, the subject matter for this piece.
Albert Looms is some sort of car scrap yard.
"baby wee wee came round for tea, he sat down and ate and drank coffee, he asked to be excused from the table, made his way outside towards the stable, he went inside only to find, martin ward making himself blind, he watched in awe as martehn groaned, wee wee reached in his pocket and grabbed his fone, he hit record and caught it all on tape whilst andy sugdon was being raped
martehhhhn bay-bey, please dont cry, ill be forced to touch u with my japs eye, ill poke and prod and tickle ur face, then wipe up the evidence without a trace
my mate martay has loverly nipples, there like 2 juicy, giant pickles, they stick out a mile through his jumper, whilst lucy pinder let him hump her
lucy pinder needs my willy, its small and bent and rather silly
ok mate ill see you soon, ill take you all the way to albert looms, buy a mirror for my car, have a wank then name a star"
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| Lou Lou Lou, I Got Some Apples ... |
[15 Apr 2007|01:37pm] |
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Did you ever notice how in Knights Of The Round (old Capcom arcade game), Percival slowly loses his blonde locks and grows auburn facial hair ?
He also sheds his trousers o_o
Why does King Arthur have to fight Garibaldi for the Holy Grail ?
What was Garibaldi doing in plate mail armour in medeival times anyway ? Wasn't he some sort of Italian politican ?
Since when did King Arthur have to fight a magical Samurai ?
Or a giant robot ?
Lancelot was NOT a ninja.
Oh, I also noticed when Arthur levels up, he gets his Ghosts & Goblins armour which is a nice detail. No unlimited spear supply though.
Nor do his skin and internal organs immediately disintegrate when he dies leaving a pile of immaculately white bones.
Did you know that Maximo is actually a 21st century update of Ghosts & Goblins ? That's why the titular hero in question sheds down to his underpants when he gets blatted enough times.
I like the descriptive names of the enemies in Knights Of The Round. "Fat Man" and "Tall Man" being inspired examples.
King Of The Dragons (another archaic Campcom arcade cabinet) is actually based on the little known AD&D expansion "Council Of Wyrms" except you play as a human character rather than a dragon. You still level up depending on what sort of treasure you collect though. I'm also impressed that the red dragon you face at the end is modelled on original artwork from the pen and paper game.
Must. Remember. To. Draw. Dragons.
Going to go see the new turtles film if it's still on.
Looks sort of fecally though.
If that's even a word.
Peace.
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| Really fucking lonely. |
[11 Apr 2007|09:26pm] |
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Some shit ITV "drama". |
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Seriously. If I don't find someone to bug who lives within less than an hour of my home then I may very well top myself.
What is it with me ?
Am I some sort of social retard ?
Well, yes, yes I am, but come on ...
Why do people lean towards hating me rather than loving me ?
Is that CGI animated bear on TV fucking the cardboard box ?
I really badly want to start a family, seeing Sam today confirmed that, but first things first I guess.
Not many people actually want a happy family these days, maybe I'm traditional or stupid.
I still haven't met a girl who's compatible with me.
I need someone who likes karate, larp, Frank Zappa, SEGA, Harry Potter, and Dragonlance.
Oh, and watching bridget jones' diary with huge amounts of chocolate and / or icecream would score major points.
Actually, that's quite demanding of a person to be honest but who's keeping score ?
I know I am.
I'm this loser with no social life, no friends, no money, and less ambition to better myself.
When is it time to go insane ?
When ?
I'm 22, broody as hell, and pining for something I'm not worthy of.
Being ugly inside and out is an uphill struggle in lead boots.
Whatever.
Nevermind.
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| Whatever. Nevermind. |
[19 Mar 2007|01:22pm] |
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Spongebob Squarepants |
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She's actually quite hot.
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[31 Oct 2006|07:04pm] |
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Nirvana - Nevermind |
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Your "rights" will be read at your funeral.
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| Bugger Vance |
[12 Oct 2006|10:19am] |
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Yay ! Um um um COWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !
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[06 Sep 2006|06:50pm] |
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Jon, where did you go ? I haven't heard from you in ages . . .
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| Be A Joik 'N' Go Ta Woik |
[31 Jan 2006|08:40pm] |
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Jazz From Hell - Frank Zappa |
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Unemployment is fun.
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| drugs are not cool |
[18 Jan 2006|09:00pm] |
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Broadway The Hard Way - Frank Zappa |
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Yeah, so I was going home and shit, and there's this drugged up fuck screaming and raving on what I thought was a phone. This abuse goes in for 15 minutes the of which it turns out the druggy was screaming at a couple of kids minding their own business. Druggy attacks the kids, and then when confronted by commuters, refuses to fuck off. So anyway the police come and cart it off, not long before though, the idiot phones the police herself and screams down her phone "I'VE GOT TWO YOUTHS, A BUS DRIVER, AND A BUS FULL OF STUDENTS !" then started swearing down the line.
Well, that was my day.
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| Hot Rats |
[17 Jan 2006|09:02pm] |
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Waka/Jawaka - Frank Zappa |
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I'M THE FUCKING STALION, MANG, I'M THE FUCKING STALION.
Me and Jon have a secret project coming up, so watch out for that.
It will be in very poor taste, and full of pigs and ponies.
These online diaries are so homo-dispraxic, I mean, who the hell writes in these things ?
Not me !
Well.
Being made redundant in 3 months time.
Hooray for being unemployed ^__^ !
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| can the can. |
[25 Mar 2005|02:04am] |
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Placebo - Ask for answers |
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my gunbound-pool skillz are funn. I did not lose to charles =(. did not. winning him three times makes up for it. yes, 3-1 = 4-0.
wish matt didn't throw up. I liked that shirt=(. meh. oh well, so many smarts for studying econs alone at brewerkz anyway.
also, forgetting the gay mention, wil and I are in the same course! yay gay <3.
feeling really gay is upsetting. upsetness is gay.
or something. as if many people care about teh sexual orientation. bi-bi-bebe.
oh, also, baby shambles are awesome. more matt <3ness.
more also-ness,
Tak Giu
already whored by mr brown and related popular people, but whored here anyway too.
by colin tan's brother. still doesn't mean colin is cool. suxxxxxx.
virgin sluts are smoooooth.
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| the great atrocity. |
[22 Mar 2005|11:27pm] |
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Fiction plane - everything will never be ok |
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the boot from the home. haha, I get grounded to live elsewhere. how cool.
meh. I love my hub pub. oh boo.
I don't want to live for the apologies, but it's still pretty much entirely my fault.
love the lovelies.
and disregard the song. bad brit rock makes for the gay emo mood.
ra-tata.
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| The many things money does. |
[21 Mar 2005|10:10pm] |
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Marilyn Manson - This is the new shit |
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I made my first legal CD purchases in ages. This is an achievement. Retail therapy for the male soul. All about the love bandwagon.
I get WoW soon, methinks, since kw's been so nice to offer the 9month free-play voucher. whoot whoot.
I think too much starsmucks is bad. Too much coffee club is worse. The seating, rather.
Going to TTSH is weird. Seeing daddy's old friends is weird. Uncle Yakob is weird. Lol, he doesn't even work there. Odd timing.
I have a new temp phone. whoo.
I also have a hoochie mama, apparently. Bling bling goes bai bai. Also, don't ask me how.
You eat shit cause you're stupid and shallow, but I like it cause you're stupid and shallow.
Boughtses:
Wootses.
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| Middle state crisis. |
[19 Mar 2005|06:59pm] |
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Modest Mouse - Third Planet |
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No there's nothing wrong with loving my home.
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| its dumb to ask and cool to ignore. |
[12 Mar 2005|02:56am] |
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Blink 182 - First Date |
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I love bread. love(not) my breath. love things.
things are really cool. euphoria is once in a lifetime. well, not entirely true, but adhering to gothlogic, you die everytime you fuck it up, so yay, every once in a lifetime.
here's to another good life. yay for cheap beer.
she makes me feel like its raining outside
but for some reason, that's something I can get off to. whoo.
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| they came from behind. |
[09 Mar 2005|01:22am] |
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Marilyn Manson - The Fight Song |
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oh what feathery weather of lates.
MOTO-cycle-man!!
Dogzord Janice-chan has a new travel bag! It is cool and round.
it happened again today. this time she spread her brown on the table, and I spent ages groping around before getting a good position. I waited for her to say "Yes" again before hauling my weight over her box and putting it deep into her dark corner. Suddenly she shrieked and declared that she was uncomfortable with the positioning. I had to re-adjust many times again until she was satisfied. when she was finally ready I put all my effort into it, working like a horse while her lips urged me on. I collapsed when I was done, never more satisfied or as exhausted as I was. It was a wonderful and simultaneously terrifying new experience.
I mean seriously. I've never seen someone so fucking uptight about how boxes should be arranged. Stubborn and making sense is one thing, but stubborn and Not making sense is another. I told her it'd give her more space if I did it 4 rows of 5, but noooo, it was too high, I had to make it 5 rows of 4 per column. sure sure, it was Your storage room anyway. then there was the whole "numbers must face out" argument which basically revolved around her refusing to waste anymore marker ink. blah. at least I was saved from having to do auditing. God, fuck auditing.
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